Pat Robertson's "Homosexual Agenda"

stolen from a blog

6:00 am: Gym

8:00 am: Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites, and mimosas)

9:00 am: Hair appointment and manicure

10:00 am: Shopping (preferably Neiman's, Saks, and/or Bloomingdale's)

12:00 pm: Brunch

2:00 pm: Assume complete control of all U.S. federal, state, and local governments; destroy all healthy marriages; replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels; bulldoze all houses of worship; secure total control of all forms of mass media including the internet

2:15 pm: Be fabulous

2:30 pm: Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent wrinkles caused from the stress of world conquest

4:00 pm: Cocktails

6:00 pm: Light dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette, and a dry Chardonnay)

8:00 pm: Theatre

10:30 pm: Dancing and more cocktails

12:00 am: In bed

1:30 am: Home