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Under the pretense of overexposed self information, I revelled in a long hiatus - devoid of responsibility and care. But it has been too long and I realize that I need this blog more than it needs me to survive. Blogging has been my catharsis for a long while now but it is only recently, and belatedly, that I have realized this nugget of wisdom.

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A change in direction is in order after my newfound enlightenment. The days of the 'I woke up at 8 today and had cornflakes for breakfast' bullshit is behind me. You need to know my dietary intake and daily bowel activity as much as I need to know why the world is round. That is, you don't need to know.

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But I say that in jest. Of course you want to know of the mischevious deeds I pursue and I am glad to delve into details.

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