pee
have you ever been snug in your bed after a brutal day of work and you feel like your bladder is about to burst with pee? it really sucks. i was prepared for a marathon nap but my urine factory told me to go or else. i had three options: i could get up and go to the bathroom but my body wasn't cooperating; i could go right there in my bed and make a huge mess; or i could pretend i don't feel it and go back to sleep (your body can trick you but you can't trick your body). i did one of the three.