Hmm, Lance is paranoid. No I did not imply that yours is a 'forced funny' page. Lots of my friends think you're naturally funny. Does that soothe your ego? Hope it does ;-P.

I went out with my friends today. First we hung around McDonalds Bangsar for awhile and then we drove to Mid-Valley to eat and shop. They are planning a trip to Port Dickson on Thursday but my mum isn't keen on letting me go. They want to drive me there and knowing them, they'd porbably want to stay over with us too. I would rather die than bring them. They don't trust my friends driving seeing how there are so many road fatalities these days involving teenage drivers. Screw damn for driving recklessly and getting themselves killed. Don't they know that their actions now have repurcussions to teenagers throughout the country. All for a few seconds of whizzing fun. Irresponsible.

You know what we saw at Mid-Valley? A gyrating motorized Santa Claus. He was this really fat mannequin and they installed this motor that would make him shake his hips form side to side. And all the while he had this silly grin on his face. He looked like Mr Leong. Perverted.

I went to 'The Tart Shop' today and I asked for an European Tart. They said European Tarts are really popular and they were all gone. So I had to settle for an Asian one. Tarts are look hard on the outside but once you dig in, the feeling is pure bliss. Tarts are getting more expensive by the day. To enjoy a Tart, you have to lick it and stick your tongue in it. When you think it is ready, then you savour it.


My favourite is Egg Tart. What were you thinking?