Finally, the World Cup is over. Ordinary people like you and I can go back to our normal lives instead of pretending to be football experts and commentators. It was grossly infuriating when males and females alike would chip in their two cents worth about who they think would win and why….. not like I would care. And ordinarily, these people would not even watch soccer, be it the Serie A or the A Division Boys matches.
So instead ranting on about soccer, I shall produce a my list of 10 reasons why I think soccer is silly.
10. ARSEnal and Nicky BUTT
9. Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho…. ?
8. So what actually constitutes an off-side. ( watch Italy’s last two matches)
7. Integrity, or rather the lack of it, e.g. Rivaldo
6. The Americans made it to the quarters and all three Americans watching wonder why they don’t pick the ball up and run with it.
5. Perugia
4. Do the players know their national anthem?
3. Sudden death play-offs (so anti-climax)
2. Girls actually know more about players than I do
1. So is it football or soccer?
On the whole, I had a good week if you don’t count the screwy Physics common test. So I hope I manage to keep this momentum going all the way to the dreaded As. Oh yeah, today I was out with a couple of friends of mine and we went to Borders and my friends were perusing through the books and we landed in the gender studies category. We found this book called “Boys who want to be girls” on the shelf and it had a picture of a couple of transsexuals on the cover. Hmm….I guess the Singapore Censorship Board starting to be more lax huh? But really….. you think anyone would want to buy that? Can you imagine the stares you’ll get if you walk up to the cashier with it? It probably even beats buying a years supply of condoms at 7-Eleven. And then there was this other book called Gay 100, which had a brief write-up on 100 famous people who were gay, among them the usual suspects of Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare, and then surprisingly they included Florence Nightingale, Socrates, Madonna and some other geeks. Too bad they didn’t include Keynes.
So that’s my week for anyone out there still interested in what I’m doing. I’ve been reading this really great book called 7 Habits for Highly Effective Teens and I must say, it really is good. Who would have thought to write their goals down on paper. Yup I’ll be a better person.. Soon. Till then..

