jeudi, février 28, 2002


hey! okay today was okay but in terms of work done, it was bad. i woke up at 8 something to catch the grammys at 9 and it went on until 12 + . studied in between the acceptance speeches and the commercials but I realized that i can't remember anything i've studied so far. then came to school in the hopes of getting to econs but then decided not to cause there was attendance taking during econs lecture earlier in the day so going to econs tutorial would just be giving myself up. so i went for maths remedial which was really boring and i was in a race against time to complete the remedial tutorial so that i wouldn't be caught in the queue when everyone wants to get their pieces marked. cut my hair and my friend joanne says that i look like a rock star wannabe cause it's all standing up cause the woman at the salon said that she used some mud thingy that cost $30 for a small jar works wonders to hair, even Lance's hair, now that's miracle mud for you. if anything can make lance's hair look normal, it's godsend.
heard that i have to see the science hod next wednesday or something like that. with yew siang of all people. they'll probably retain me or something. today since i had time to kill, i went to the beach before going to school. it's been something i've always wanted to do. study by the beach with the fantastic scenery and the cool sound effects. when i got there, it was too hot and the sun was shining too bright. so i chose another spot and studied for awhile and ate my extra value meal BIG MAC upsize. then it started drizzling so i started making my way back to school. these past few days have been quite relaxing in the sense that i don't have to go to school or worry much about meeting teachers.
on a final note: I LOVE JESUS!
i think if it wasn't for god, i wouldn't be alive right now.

mercredi, février 27, 2002


hello. phew, they've finally installed the computers in the hostel. and they have internet too, maybe they aren't so bad after all. okay, they're worse than bad. they're horrible. they won't even let me bring my notebook in for some obscure reason. and the notice outside the computer room says : STRICTLY FOR PROJECT WORK ONLY. i take my blog as my project so i'm not giving a hoot about them. hmpf.

skipped skool today cause i didn't feel like writing a gp essay and i really need to study for my TWO common tests on saturday, of which i think i'll fail one. i already failed two you know. i'm starting to feel god's blessing on my life again over the past week after i went for a church conference at the Singapore Expo. It was really refreshing.

skipping skool tomorrow too cause i need to study for computing.

mardi, février 12, 2002


the only thing of note yesterday was that I went to a pub. Not just any ordinary pub but a cheena one that had really cheesy muzak and the works. And four drinks set my cousins and me back by RM 56. I know, and they weren't even cocktails. And the waitress had to entertain the horny old men behind me...it was so gross. Now I really really want to go to Zouk.

I've been thinking about it and I really really want to pursue a career in fashion designing. Men's fashion designing. I hate women's fashion, they're so difficult and unnice. Any advice on that?

lundi, février 11, 2002


I'm in the quaint old town of Taiping now so that explains why I'm making an entry into my blog. Haha, I wonder what my leadership is like. These few days have passed by really quickly and I can't believe I'll be going back to Singapore in 2 days time. Taiping is cool in its own weird way. Lotsa family here but theres practically nothing to do most of the time. I'm going to try to change my template too since nearly everyone is changing theirs. Okay, don't want to be online for too long so ciao!

dimanche, février 03, 2002


I went to a rock concert yesterday and it was a blast! Woo hoo! I've lost my concert virginity yesterday. THe band's name is P.O.D and if you don't know who they are, you are sooooooooo like 5 minutes ago. Passe. I'm into accessorizing now so I'm gonna start wearing lots of wrist crap and rings, bohemians rule! If only it wasnt such a risky decision, I would take up fashion designing but then i'll be labelled a fag. oaky so looong.


How to tell a corny joke(that is funny)
1. Believe in your joke
Firstly, you have to believe that your joke is actually funny. This can prove to be a hard task but you'll master it after a few attempts.
2. Be coherent
Contrary to popular belief, saying "bfbfbfbskajsd" in mid-sentence is not considered a corny joke. People will just think you're loony and stay away from you, not like they don't already now that you're tellling corny jokes.
3. Don't break out in laughter while you're telling the joke
THis really is self-explanatory
Okay good luck you corrny dip-shits!

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