Here's how my day went
8:30 - woke up, went for breakfast with friends at the old ariport road hawker
11 - slept
3:45- woke up

I am so dead. I'm supposed to the some last minute cramming for the bloody SATs and I've been slacking. Yes, I can see everybody's point of view about their reluctance to update their blogs but it is my moral responsibility to make the world a happier thus better place so I pledge my undying support for the survival of ultraman.blogspot.com. By the way, is it just me or is the counter showing signs of slowing down. NO! You can't leave me! You have to come back, I make an interesting read. Really. I'm even more funky(ghetto speak, euro trash is so not col, you get what I mean) and well read than Arokiasamy(a.k.a Lance).

I think caps are funky. I'm starting a cap collection and lately, I've been wearing caps pretty often. My hair sucks. I bought this cap from topman yesterday made from denim and it has this red asterisk on the back. This morning, i found out that topman begins a twenty percent storewide sale today. I am never lucky.

Yesterday, while I was lying in bed, I thought about my parents and how much I love them. I've always taken them for granted and whenever I'm back in KL, we would never get along. But my parents have sacrificed so much for me. example: there was this electric piano that i needed cause i was getting too good for my old one(not in a million years, nu-uh!). so when i was about fifteen, my parents spent about 8 thousand ringgit on this electric piano and a year later, i quit piano lessons cause i had to come to singapore. i hardly even use the damn thing now. and my mom got someone to value it and presently, it's only worth about 2 thousand ringgit. it's so shit you know. my parents are pretty stingy with themselves and there i go, blowing all their money away. i pity my brother. he's older. i think he was their trial child. he's pretty screwed up. he probably wasn't as lucky as i was. when i grow up, i want to support all of them. i sound like a child. am i shallow?

Fart. The foul four letter word that means flatulence. What makes it so repulsive and objectionable? Is it not the same as burping? Well, the reason I have arrived at this philosophical question is because yesterday, I was out with someone from the opposite sex and while we were walking, I farted. It wasn't one of those discreet ones either. More like a loud ripping sound. I don't know how it came about but trust me I was dead embarassed. Must have been the onions I've been eating ever so often. Thankfully, the person of the opposite sex did not really seem to think much of it, or maybe not. I hope that never happens again.

I've just read lance, lynette, yanling, krit, weyling and rachel's blog. Lance seems to be getting rave reviews about his blog. Damn, shouldn't have told him about blog. Double damn. And all he writes is gibberish. Okay, maybe I am a little jealous. Like I said before, I am shallow. I can hardly think of anything to write in my blog. If you want a summary of what I did yesterday, i think lance summed it all very well. I know I hsould be studying for the SATs but being at the library surfing is much nicer.

What else should I say in my blog? I'd better get tips from some of the other featured blogs. Cya.

I can't believe the counter has made its way past the 100 mark. Who's coming in here anyway? Nobody signs the guestbook that's for sure. :) I think I've worn myself out typing in the notworks blog so you should go there if you want to see my entry.

I'm fed up of being bitchy. I think it's getting worse so from now on, only man talk here okay. Like me tarzan you jane. Uh huh.

I went to the laundry shop just now to get some of my clothes cleaned ( can't trust the hostel service. last time i sent my clothes there, they lost my uniform. thank god my uniform surfaced again a few weeks later).

I know how to play mahjong! Isn't that great?

Christmas is coming! I can't wait. Don't get me wrong but it's not the presents I'm after. Its just the memories Christmas brings. And the atmosphere. Chestnuts roasting by the open fire......Jack frost da dum dum da dum. Are you guys doing anything special for christmas?

Why doesn't anyone ever invite me to their little gatherings or parties? Okay, like today, I was supposed to meet a coupla friends at the mall. Turns out that all except one of them didn't know that I was coming. And they didn't even invite me! These are supposed to be close classmates. Look who's being bitchy now, meow! Then there's this mahjong party with other classmates and geez, guess who they 'forgot' to call? I'm using the word forgot with apostrophes because they have yet to call me but I suppose I'm invited, I'd better be, meow meow.

Update on SAT revision progress: none

You know since this blog craze started, I've found a darker, bitchier and more cynical side to my friends. It's so cool. With regards to Weyling and Rache's crush on Oliver Wood, I think I'm cuter. For god's sake, you don't even know his real name. Actually, I am Oliver Wood. Just had some make up done on that day so that I could pass off as caucasian. SO what are you guys doing in Malaysia huh? Having fun? You know now that I'm in Singapore, I wish I was back home. I'm complicated that way. Actually, I'm screwed up.

Have I mentioned that I'm in the kids section in the Tampines Library. The other terminals were taken so me and Lance came to the kids section where the chairs are really small and with little kids running all over the place. Lance told me that the kid next to him was looking over Lance's shoulder while he was typing. And he was reading Lance's blog aloud. HAHA!

I withdraw whatever I said about VJ girls. They are not all like that okay? Only those who don't invite me on their little parties and outings, which just about makes it all of them. Yanling, from now on, you can get Lance to do your guestbook for you hmpf! And yes I am mad, you don't have to get Lance to check for you.

I've got a message board and a new guest book up and running. Do take some time to write some stuff in even though you may not have anything to write. I guess I should stop here cause I don't want to be long-winded(note to yl, lyn, lance, krit: stop writing such long entries).

well, since i have fifteen more minutes, i'll type about something that's been on my mind. girls in vj suck. as in not literally but i'm sure most of them would if given the opportunity. sorry krit, jh, yl and lanet, mebbe not you. i have categorized the girls in our school. they're either sluts, cutesy no brainers, muggers or just plain ugly. sorry but that's how i feel. well maybe cause i'm bitter and disappointed. hehe. what do you guys think? this will seriously jeapordize my chances of getting a girlfriend but who cares? i'm not even looking for one, really. okay maybe i'm lonely. oaky maybe i'm not. i'm not some old maid bitching cause i'm wasted. okay shit what am i saying. i am not sane right now so don't take this seriously. just wanna type something in my blog cause i don't know when i'll be back. :P. see ya!

I'm back! (Heave a sigh of relief everyone). No, I did not die during my day of absence. By the way, the guest book is not working so I guess you don't have to fill it up. I wonder what's wrong. Damn. I should get another guest book but I'm too lazy. I've been out a lot this weekend but don't mistake me for some hip, ultra suave person. It was merely boredom that drove me out. I had dinner yesterday at NYDC. Yum yum. Really pricey. Wasted so much money. I'm really broke now. Hope my mom is not reading this. Today we had an interact inter club project. We brought out special kids with learning disorders to the beach to play games and build sand castles. I know it sounds cliche but watching them play really makes me feel grateful. So Yanling, whatever it is you're suffering from, trust me, you don't have it bad. hey you know what? computing students are really hip. we even have a group blog. computing group blog. I mean everyone from this group already has a blog so I'm not sure why we're having a group blog. Guess what? I got accepted into the webring so I have to type really good juicy stuff here from now on cause it'll be viewed by many many peeps. And my brain just doesn't seem to work right now. I just started reading the Hobbit. It's so silly. Arhg, I haven't started studying for my SATs yet. Argh argh argh. Hey, you know what? I started a trend. I got yanling to start a blog and now everyone's got one.
Why does everyone write such long entries? Totally useless. Sorry lynette, yes I came across bobbin.8m.net from your homepage www.homewheretheidiotroams.0catch.com. SOME people. Just want free publicity. Still can't get to Lance's dumb boyakasha page. Boyakasha is sooo unhip. hey, you guys, if the vj party really happens, are you guys going?

Hey guess what? I've got hold of a computer! Yeah! That was fast huh? The train ride back to Singapore was uneventful. Boring in fact. Really boring. I watched 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' today. It was...disappointing. I really had high hopes for it after watching the trailers and reading the reviews. I agree, you can't expect much from child actors, but it wasn't just them. It was the whole bloody script. Here's an example:
Harry: He's going to sacrifice himself!
Hermione: No Ron!
Ron: You're the one Harry! You should be the one who gets in.
Harry/Hermione: Ahhh!!
Hmm....amazing right? Sacrificing yourself for something that you haven't the faintest clue about. And get this, they're only 11. Suppose what they'll be like when they're 30? Another Girl, Interrupted episode? Harry Potter website.

This could be my last entry for the next couple of days. I'm close to tears. This blog has been my salvation for the past week and now I'll have to bid it au revoir. I'm leaving for Singapore at 3pm. Hope the journey won't be too boring. I've added a few goodies to my site, namely a counter (cheap thrills) and I've linked it up to the Weblogger webring, to enhance the former. Hope you get what I mean ;). So see ya and take care. I'll try my best to get hold of a computer in Singapore then you'd get more of my daily bitching again.

So I had nothing to do at 2:38am and I decided to check out my friends blogs. And Rachel's site had this link to this Colorgenics site. Here are my results. I don't quite agree with them. Check it out and give it a go.

Ah. I have just visited my guestbook. Bliss. I mean there are actually entries in it. You guys.....you're so sweet...you didn't have to....ooohhh thanks!! :P By the way, to any of you losers out there who actually have the audacity to read my blog and not sign the guestbook, I'm warning you. I'm a computing student right and I know lots of things you don't. Like, like I can spell in binary coded decimal. How is that? So one fine day, I might crack your computer password and do lots of eeveell things to it. Geddit. But I don't suppose there are any such freakazoids here anyway. =) . Am I bitchy? Well, it's just my feminine side showing again you know. I mean, I have such a strong masculine side that I need to counter balance it with a like private sissyish side okay, so sue me! Well, Rachel commented that I'm bitchy in my page. And then Lance says that I better be bitchy and gossipy. So what shall I do? I mean, I'm writing for the masses here so it's like I can't be both at the same time. I think I should be bitchy cause that's me and I think it's funny to be bitchy, right? You better agree dammit. I have just realised something. I'm shallow. My blog lacks depth and deep thought. Need to work on that. Okay then my worthy subjects, I am off to my royal chambers. Run along now.

I have just returned from a trip to Afghanistan. Okay, not exactly, but today was like a really, really bad Taleban day. Did I mention that the King died? So, 'as a mark of respect', all tv and radio stations only aired like Islamic prayers. And the only thing on cable was CNN. How bad is that? To top it all off, all entertainment joints had to be closed for the day. This includes movie theaters. Plus, I had a bad case of diarrhea. Life just couldn't get any better. Oh and yesterday, I stumbled upon this like hilarious site. The address is bobbin.8m.net. Really funny. Go check it out.

I hate the SATs. Don't understand no big words. Going back to Singapore on Friday. Is that good or bad? If it was like last year, I would say it would be bad but now, I'm not quite sure. Hopefully, I won't be bored to tears during my 1 week stay there. But its not like I have anything to do back here. I have been feeling like a complete loser lately.

damn! i hate my son. worst of all, he hates me! okay, let's all cut this weewee stuff okay. i'm weelee and you'd only read that as weewee if you were dyslexic. my life is hell!

wey ling, stop contenging my guest book! sign it once and thats it okay..i'll try to put a message board or something for you laa..

I've been a really naughty boy today. I think I might have just made myself some enemies. Hehe. I am a PIG. I woke up at 10 30, made the cheesecake ate lunch and went back to sleep till 6 15. I drove again today! Went to Mid Valley to watch this movie called Joy Ride with my bro. The movie was so thirilling. I can't count the number of times I was bolted from my seat out of sheer terror. Had supper at the mamak stall and now I'm online. I can't tell you what I did that made me such a bad boy, maybe in a few days time. :P . The guestbook is up! Take time to sign it okay. I'll be back in Singapore on Friday. Can't wait. I have a question. How do you know if a person likes you? And why is it that most of the time, if you like a person the person doesn't feel the same way until you tell him/her and then maybe out of obligation or desperation, he/she would then let herself/himself fall under your charm. Hmm.

i HATE yanling!! yanling...you are soooo dead. okay on to other matters. i have started driving again (whooppeee!!). fellow motorists, do not be alarmed, i am a safe and able driver. really! okay maybe an occasional swerve to the side or driving up the curb but besides that, i'm okay, really. and i have a malaysian handphone number now! its 016-3668015 to those of you who wanna know. tomorrow, i'm going to make an oreo cheesecake, just like the one my civics tutor made for our class. its going to be really good. i can already taste it .. ahhhh...oaky then see ya all later ciao

Britney is a goddess.

I'm back! Nothing much to report so good night! I'm back in Malaysia.

Hey there. i don't know why i'm dabbling in this girly thing. blame it on computing. i'm really bored, and down. I can't believe they would reject me, ME in the OGL interviews. That's all for now. See ya!